Happy Birdday Kong!

Today Kong has finally grown some more hair on his privates as he takes a further step into adulthood, even though he still acts primitively from time to time.

But well let's look down memory lane and see some of his b'days in the past/future. Here's when he was 1 year old.

This was probably what he had on his 18th b'day. To celerate his coming to age this was what the cake looked like. And I think that's the best cake he ever had.

And this is what we should do on his 22nd b'day, which is today. But too bad his gf is around. Maybe we do it when he's asleep.

Right before he gets married we'd throw him a bachelor's party, in which there'd be a set of real boobs now. And then we inform his gf to come and crash the party, right when this chick is giving him a lap dance.

Well after a few years working in the industry, probably after marriage and a few kids, Kong would probably grow a moustache and curly hair from all the stress, so this is probably what he'll look like.

And then a few years more, as age catches up on kong, his skin will turn yellow and his hair... well, let's say... challenged. He'll have a belly, and maybe develop an interest for running around in nothing but his underpants and socks.

When the inevitable happens, the right way to celebrate his b'day for him will be like this:

Then by the time when Umbrella Corp decides to have a Malaysian Chapter, we'd all be zombies. So as a final gift to Kong, we'd give him Kenny's head. I'm sure Kong would have wanted it for a very long time.